Parker: So what if she wore a not-so-teenie-weenie, yellow, polka-dot burkini?

Today, it’s the fully clothed woman who overheats the passions in France, where three towns have banned the burkini. Leave it to the French to criminalize modesty.

Parker: So what if she wore a not-so-teenie-weenie, yellow, polka-dot burkini?

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Brian Hyland - (Lyrics) Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini