What's the Proper Way to Spell the Sound of a Fart?

Perhaps “FRAAAP” is the correct spelling of a fart sound effect, or maybe it’s “SPLAT,” “PFFT,” “POOT,” or maybe even just good, old-fashioned “FART!”

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