Stick Your Money Where Your Butt Was

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Shomer-Tec, Inc. is a military and law enforcement supplier with a novel idea: $11 skid mark underwear safes for hiding money where not even thieves dare to, um, tread. For a few dollars more they’ll throw in a tube of fake diarrhea called doo drops that add a realistic smell to this amazing theft-deterrent device. […]

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I'd tell you to pull the stick out of your ass, but I know how much you enjoy it being in there.

I'll let you stick it in my butt : r/memes

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Stick It in My Ass

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Life is short. Pull the stick out of your ass and enjoy it cause you only get one

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